The Epic No-Bull Satisfaction Guarantee

We like you (maybe not quite as much as we like our Moms) but we like you. For real. You trusted us enough to give us a try and that means a lot to a small company like ours.

It also means we’re not going to be happy unless you are completely satisfied. We mean 100% blindingly-smilingly satisfied. :-)

So, if for any reason, you are not completely happy with your purchase, just call us up and let us know. We’ll give you your money back and arrange for the return of the products.

We’d do the same thing for our Moms. We figure we should do it for you too.